at this party I spent about six hours at.
When I got home I was interrogated by my cat. He was intimately sniffing me all over with his mouth open.
“Momsth. What were you doing wisth goggies?”
Nothing. Then I swap my clothes out and toss the old ones in the hamper to go do laundry.
Tom starts going through my laundry.
“Momsth. C’mon, I know there were goggies.”