at this party I spent about six hours at.

When I got home I was interrogated by my cat. He was intimately sniffing me all over with his mouth open.

“Momsth. What were you doing wisth goggies?”

Nothing. Then I swap my clothes out and toss the old ones in the hamper to go do laundry.

Tom starts going through my laundry.

“Momsth. C’mon, I know there were goggies.”